Sunday, 21 August 2016

International (Friendly)

Wednesday 21st June 2017
1 - Ireland (Crilly 56')
0 - Asia
Home: Brennan, MacDuff, O'Shea, Furlong (Black 78'), Doyle, Lennon, Crilly (Duffy 78'), McGuire (Trenneman 89'), R.O'Leprosy, Hackett, P.O'Leprosy,
Away: Akira, M.Goldman (Hassan 65'), Krusty, Raj, Xang, Patel (Chow 78'), Lee, Patel, Wong, J.Nahasapeemapetilon, K.Broflovski, Yoshida (Tjinder 65;),

3 - USA (McCormack 23' 55' Scotch 89')
0 - Dogs
Home: Cartman, Donavon, Fisher, Tucker, Black, Leela (P.Griffin 90'), McCormack, Loinstein, Spuckler (B.Simpson 82'), Wiggum (H.Simpson 82'), Scotch,
Away: Jake, Gnasher, Scooby, Bitzer (Jesse 60'), Sweep, Scrappy, Pouchie (Slip 88'), Gromit (Jasper 77'), Brian, Vinny

Saturday, 20 August 2016

International (Friendly)

Tuesday 20th June 2017
3 - GB (Harper 33' Tonkinson 45' R.Trotter 73')
1 - Europe (Sensini 66')
Home: J.Royle, B.Chuckle, Hitler, Griswell, Rick (Lemon 81'), Strange, Smart, Dennis, Harper, R.Trotter (Bean 76'), Tonkinson (B.Nesbitt 78'),
Away: Zorker, Szyslak, Kontos, Zzyzwicz, Terwillger (Mertens 61'), Panzer, van Stomm, Zzyzwicz Jnr, de Guisson, Sensini (Kruglov 90'), von Houten (Wolfcastle 90'),

Friday, 19 August 2016

International (Friendly)

Sunday 18th June 2017
1 - Ireland (Hackett 19')
1 - Dogs (Brian 76')
Home: Brennan, MacDuff, O'Shea (Black 82'), Furlong, Doyle, Lennon, Crilly, McGuire (Trenneman 81'), R.O'Leprosy, Hackett, P.O'Leprosy (T.Brown 90'),
Away: Jake, Gnasher, Scooby, Bitzer, Sweep, Scrappy (Jasper 76'), Pouchie, Gromit (Rex 66'), Gnipper, Brian, Vinny (Nuts 76'),

Thursday, 18 August 2016

International (Friendly)

Saturday 17th June 2017
3 - GB (Strange 33' Tonkinson 55' Smart 88')
0 - Asia
Home: J.Royle, B.Chuckle, Hitler, Griswell (Lister 76'), Rick, Strange, Smart, Dennis, Harper (Chivs 67'), R.Trotter (Bean 72'), Tonkinson,
Away: Akira, M.Goldman, Krusty, Raj, Xang, Patel, Lee (Chow 45'), Wong, J.Nahasapeemapetilon, Broflovski (A.Nahasapeemapetilon 51'), Yoshida (Tjinder 81'),

3 - USA (Wiggum 1' Scotch 45' P.Griffin 90')
2 - Europe (Sensini 54' von Houten 58')
Home: Cartman, Donavon, Fisher, Tucker, Black, Leela (P.Griffin 81'), McCormack (Tweak 55'), Loinstein, Spuckler (B.Simpson 81'), Wiggum, Scotch,
Away: Zorker, Szyslak, Kontos, Zzyzwicz, Terwillger (Mertens 56'), Panzer, van Stomm, Zzyzwicz Jnr (Tovern 89'), de Guisson (Wolfcastle 82'), Sensini, von Houten,

Monday, 15 August 2016

GBI League (Free Agent Draft)

Player Pool
GK - Vivien White, Mike Bassett, Ben Phillips,
RB - Carmel Walsh,
LB - Johann Mertens,
RM - Harpsey, Trevor Brown, Jeff Murdock, Ewan Merenghi,
CM - Ivy the Terrible, Vic Reeves, Father Buzz Cagney, Johnny Goodman, Jay Cartwright, Dino Doyle, Bob Mortimor, Simon Cooper, Karl Pilkington, Perry, Danny Brooks, Will McKenzie, Gash Nesbitt, Mark Brown, Alan Partridge, Little Plum, Ting Xang,
LM - Mike 'The Cool Guy', Erbert,
RW - Roy Walsh, Ryan Naismith,
ST - Father Nick, Father Finton Stack, Apollo ' Ollie' Sunday, Ace Rogers,
LW - Gordon the Gopher, Spotty,
**New Players Indicated in Pink**

Round One
1st Pick - Jay Cartwright (Wensleydale FC) (2M - 2 Years)
2nd Pick - Bob Mortimor (TV Allstars) (2M - 2 Years)
3rd Pick - Vivien White (Team Mean Machine) (3M - 2 Year)
4th Pick - Karl Pilkington (Beanotown Rovers) (3M - 3 Year)
5th Pick - Roy Walsh (Irish Athletic) (1.5M - 3 Years)
6th Pick - Ryan Naismith (Warbury Warriors) (2M - 1 Years)
7th Pick - Father Nick (Craggy Islanders) (1.5M - 2 Years)
8th Pick - Father Finton Stack  (BBC FC) (2M - 1 Year)

Round Two
9th Pick - Gordon the Gopher (Wensleydale FC) (1M - 2 Year)
10th Pick - Vic Reeves (TV Allstars) (2M - 1 Years)
11th Pick - Danny Brooks (Team Mean Machine) (1.5M - 1 Year)
12th Pick - Harpsey (Beanotown Rovers) (1.5M - 2 Year)
13th Pick - Apollo 'Ollie' Sunday (Irish Athletic) (1M - 2 Years)
14th Pick - Johann Mertens (Warbury Warriors) (2M - 2 Years)
15th Pick - Gash Nesbitt (Craggy Islanders) (1M - 2 Years)
16th Pick - Jeff Murdock (BBC FC) (1.5M - 3 Years)

Round Two
17th Pick - Mark Brown (Wensleydale FC) (1.5M - 1 Year)
18th Pick - Mike Bassett (TV Allstars) (2M - 1 Years)
19th Pick - Mike 'The Cool' Guy (Team Mean Machine) (2M - 1 Year)
20th Pick - Ewan Merenghi (Beanotown Rovers) (1.5M - 2 Year)
21st Pick - Carmel Walsh (Irish Athletic) (0.5M - 1 Years)
22nd Pick - Ace Rogers (Warbury Warriors) (1M - 1 Years)
23rd Pick - Alan Partridge (Craggy Islanders) (1.5M - 1 Years)
24th Pick - Ben Phillips (BBC FC) (0.5M - 1 Years)

Sunday, 14 August 2016

GBI League (Contracts Signed)

Wensleydale FC
GK - Rab C Nesbitt (3M - 1 Year)
RB - Chas (1.5M - 1 Year)
LB - Morph (1M - 1 Year)
CM - Wallace (2M - 1 Year)
LM - Edd the Duck (1.5M - 1 Year)
Funds Spent - 9.0M
Funds Left - 10.5M

Players Released
CM - Ivy the Terrible
GK - Shirley the Sheep
CB - The Were Rabbit

GBI League (Contracts Signed)

Warbury Warriors
GK - Rufus Lebonque (3M - 1 Year)
RB - Nobby Butcher (1.5M - 1 Years)
CB - Scrapper Griswell (1.5M - 2 Years)
CB - Groucho Mendoza (2M - 1 Year)
LB - Gerald de Courcey (1M - 1 Year)
CM - Jack Duffy (1M - 1 Years)
CM - Kurt Panzer (2M - 1 Year)
LW - Fabian de Guisson (1.5M - 2 Years)
ST - Karl Fletcher (3M - 1 Year)
ST - Callum Angelo (1.5M - 2 Years)
GK - Tim Cavendis (1.5M - 1 Year)
CB - Ramiro Alvarez (1M - 1 Year)
LB - Darren Head (1M - 1 Year)
RB - Phil Austin (1.5M - 1 Year)
CM - Joe Rock (1M - 1 Year)
CM - William Eze (1M - 1 Year)
CM - Nick Jarvis (1.5M - 1 Year)
GK - Ryan Evans (0.5M - 1 Year)
RB - Mehmet Hassan (0.5M - 1 Year)
LM - Mikael Torvern (0.5M - 1 Year)
Funds Spent - 32.5M
Funds Left - 7.5M

Players Released
CM - Danny Brooks
CM - Ting Xang
RM - Ewan Merenghi

GBI League (Contracts Signed)

TV Allstars
CB - Baldric (1.5M - 1 Year)
LB - Keith Lemon (1.5M - 1 Year)
GK - Mr Gilbert (1.5M - 1 Year)
LB - Blackadder (1.5M - 1 Year)
RB - Manny Bianco (1M - 1 Year)
RM - Gareth Kennan (0.5M - 1 Year)
ST - Zippy (1M - 1 Year)
GK - Howard McGregor (0.5M - 1 Year)
CB - David Brent (0.5M - 1 Year)
LB - Neil Pye (0.5M - 1 Year)
LW - Maria Brown (0.5M - 1 Year)
Funds Spent - 10.5M
Funds Left - 9.5M

Players Released
CM - Jay Cartwright
CM - Alan Partridge
CM - Will McKenzie

GBI League (Contracts Signed)

Team Mean Machine
GK - Monk (3M - 1 Year)
CB - Danny Meehan (1.5M - 1 Year)
CB - Gary Wackett (1.5M - 1 Year)
CB - Raj (1.5M - 1 Year)
RM - Trojan (1.5M - 1 Year) 
CM - Nitro (1.5M - 1 Year)
LM - Chivs (1.5M - 1 Year)
AM - Kevin Tonkinson (3M - 1 Year)
CB - Bob Likely (1.5M - 1 Year)
RB - Danny (1.5M - 1 Year)
LB - Deano (1M - 1 Year)
LM - Alan Masey (1M - 1 Year)
ST - Billy the Limpet (0.5M - 1 Year)
GK - Doc (1.5M - 1 Year)
CM - Ratchett (0.5M - 1 Year)
Funds Spent - 22.5M
Funds Left - 12.5M

Players Released
CM - Harpsey
GK - Mike Basset
CB - Ketch

GBI League (Contracts Signed)

Irish Athletic
GK - Agnes Brown (1.5M - 2 Years)
RB - Zuppy (1.5M - 2 Year)
CB - Bernard Black (1.5M - 2 Years)
RM - Snotser (1.5M - 2 Year)
GK - Sockie (0.5M - 2 Years)
CB - Uncle Andy (1M - 2 Years)
LB - Martin Duck (1.5M - 2 Years)
GK - Big Mervyn (0.5M - 1 Year)
CB - Rory Brown (0.5M - 1 Year)
Funds Spent - 19.0M
Funds Left - 16.0M

Players Released
CM - Mark Brown
RM - Trevor Brown
RM - Johnny Goodman

GBI League (Contracts Signed)

Craggy Islanders
GK - Bishop Brennan (2M - 2 Years)
RB - Cyril MacDuff (1.5M - 2 Years)
CB - Noel Furlong (3M - 2 Years)
CB - Dick Burns (1.5M - 2 Years)
LB - Mrs Doyle (1.5 M - 2 Years)
RM - Father Damo Lennon (3M - 1 Year)
CM - Father Dougal McGuire (4M - 1 Year)
CM - Father Ted Crilly (3M - 1 Year)
LM - Father Finton Fay (1.5 M - 2 Years)
ST - Father Jack Hackett (2M - 2 Years)
ST - Father Romeo Sensini (4M - 2 Years)
GK - Father Paul Stone (1.5M - 1 Year)
RB - Tom (2M - 1 Year)
RM - Father Larry Duff (2M - 1 Year)
ST - Father Jose Fernandez (2M - 1 Year)
CB - Father Jim Johnson (1.5M - 1 Year)
ST - Eoin McLove (0.5M - 1 Year)
Funds Spent - 53.5M
Funds Left - 7.5M

Players Released
CM - Father Buzz Cagney
ST - Father Finton Stack
LB - Red Hand Luke

GBI League (Contracts Signed)

Beanotown Rovers
GK - Fat Basterd (3M - 1 Year)
CB - Plug (1M - 1 Year)
CB - Desperate Dan (1.5M - 1 Year)
CM - Pie face (1.5M - 1 Year)
CM - Dennis the Menace (1.5M - 2 Years)
ST - Sidney (1.5M - 2 Years)
RM - Wilfred (1.5M - 1 Year)
Funds Spent - 14.5M
Funds Left - £15.5M

Players Released
LW - Spotty
CM - Milo the Sheep
LM - Erbert

GBI League (Contracts Signed)

BBC FC
CB - Vivien Basterd (2M - 3 Years)
CB - Eddie Hitler (2M - 3 Years)
CM - Gary Strange (3M - 3 Years)
CM - Tony Smart (3M - 3 Years)
LM - Cat (4M - 1 Year)
ST - Rodney Trotter (2M - 3 Years)
ST - Antony Royle (3M - 1 Year)
CB - Lister (1M - 3 Years)
LB - Rick (2M - 2 Years)
CM - Kevin Patterson (2M - 1 Year)
ST - Julio Geordio (1.5M - 2 Years)
GK - Kevin Slob (0.5M - 2 Years)
CB - Richie Richards (1M - 2 Years)
CM - Del Boy Trotter (0.5M - 1 Year)
Funds Spent - 58.5M
Funds Left - £21.5M

Players Released
GK - Viven Wright
CM - Perry
RM - Mike "The-Cool-Person"

Monday, 1 August 2016

ASL League (Free Agent Draft)

Player Pool
GK - Akira, Arianna the Bear, Timmy Birch, Comic Book Guy, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Ross Gellar, Jake the Dog, Ash Ketchum, Jackie Moon, Tom Tucker, Steve Zissou,
RB - Dale Valentine,
CB - Agent K, Sterling Archer, Beatlejuice, LeVar "Freight Train" Brown, Avery Bullock, Vince Chung, Finn the Human, Charlie Harper, Roger Klotz, Eric Murphy, Holt Richter, Scooby Doo, Dubya Spuckler, Sideshow Bob,
LB - Bradley Biggle, Buckle, Jeremy Freedman, Captain Brian Knauer, Angelica Pickles, Tommy Pickles, Robert,
RM - Dipper Pines, H.M Murdock, Scrappy Doo,
CM - Beelzebot, Louise Bletcher, Buddy the Elf, Bullwinkle J. Moose, Disco Stu, Office Dunham, Nate Griffin, Gunkle Stan, Itchy, Tracey Morgan, Rocket 'Rocky' J. Squirrel, Stan Ross, Bam Bam Rubbles, Teddy Saunders, Scratchy, Kevin Swanson, Wendy Testaburger, Ron Turlington, Irving Zisman,
LM - Scott Evil, Alan Harper, Mabel Pines,
RW - Ben Rodriguez, Pedro Sanchez,
ST - Morbo the Annihilator, Steamin Willie Beamen, Leon Black, Clarence, Federline Jones, Perry the Platypus, Abe Simpson, Birthday Spuckler, Walt Fuller,
LW - Dil Pickles, Baljeet Tjinder, Van Wilder,

Round One
1st Pick - Timmy Birch (Pittsburgh Wrecking Crewe) (1.5M - 3 Year)
2nd Pick - Scratchy (Los Angeles Stars) (4M - 1 Year)
3rd Pick - Roger Klotz (California Crusaders) (1.5M - 3 Year)
4th Pick - Itchy (NYC Kings) (3M - 2 Year)
5th Pick - Scrappy Doo (Quohog Clams) (1.5M - 3 Year)
6th Pick - Captain Brian Knauer (Hollywood Jokers) (1M - 1 Year)
7th Pick - Baljeet Tjinder (Stoolbend Warriors) (1M - 1 Year)
8th Pick - Wendy Testaburger (Langley Falls Ravens) (1M - 1 Year)
9th Pick - Birthday Spuckler (Springfield Juniors) (1.5M - 2 Year)
10th Pick - Disco Stu (Springfield Isotopes) (1.5M - 1 Year)
11th Pick - Ben Rodriguez (Planet Express Rockets) (2M - 3 Year)
12th Pick - Rocket 'Rocky' J. Squirrel (Southpark Cows) (1.5M - 3 Year)

Round Two
13th Pick - H.M Murdock (Pittsburgh Wrecking Crewe) (1M - 1 Year)
14th Pick - Dil Pickles (Los Angeles Stars) (1M - 1 Year)
15th Pick - Finn the Human (California Crusaders) (1M - 3 Year)
16th Pick - Buddy the Elf (NYC Kings) (1.5M - 1 Year)
17th Pick - Scooby Doo (Quohog Clams) (1M - 2 Year)
18th Pick - Mabel Pines (Hollywood Jokers) (0.5M - 1 Year)
19th Pick - Bullwinkle J. Moose (Stoolbend Warriors) (1.5M - 3 Year)
20th Pick - Angelica Pickles (Langley Falls Ravens) (0.5M - 1 Year)
21st Pick - Dubya Spuckler (Springfield Juniors) (1M - 3 Year)
22nd Pick - Scott Evil (Springfield Isotopes) (0.5M - 1 Year)
23rd Pick - Beelzebot (Planet Express Rockets) (1.5M - 3 Year)
24th Pick - Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Southpark Cows) (1M - 1 Year)

Round Three
25th Pick - Sideshow Bob (Pittsburgh Wrecking Crewe) (1M - 1 Year)
26th Pick - Jake the Dog (Los Angeles Stars) (1.5M - 2 Year)
27th Pick - Perry the Platypus (California Crusaders) (1.5M - 3 Year)
28th Pick - Steamin Willie Beamen (NYC Kings) (1M - 1 Year)
29th Pick - Tommy Pickles (Quohog Clams) (0.5M - 1 Year)
30th Pick - Dipper Pines (Hollywood Jokers) (0.5M - 1 Year)
31st Pick - Comic Book Guy (Stoolbend Warriors) (1.5M - 3 Year)
32nd Pick - Dale Valentine (Langley Falls Ravens) (0.5M - 1 Year)
33rd Pick - Bradley Biggle (Springfield Juniors) (1.5M - 2 Year)
34th Pick - Akira (Springfield Isotopes) (1M - 1 Year)
35th Pick - Bam Bam Rubbles (Planet Express Rockets) (0.5M - 1 Year)
36th Pick - Louise Bletcher (Southpark Cows) (0.5M - 1 Year)

ASL League (Contracts Signed)

Stoolbend Warriors
GK - Tim the Bear (1.5M - 2 Years)
CB - Lester Krinklesac (1.5M - 2 Year)
RM - Hot Wheels (1.5M - 1 Years)
CM - Julius Nemeth (1.5M - 1 Years)
LM - Bernard Bernard (1.5M - 1 Years)
GK - Kendra Krystal Krinklesac (1M - 1 Year)
CB - Terry Kimple (1M - 2 Year)
CM - Donna Tubbs (1M - 1 Years)
LM - Roberta Tubbs (1M - 1 Year)
ST - Ernie Krinklesac (1.5M - 2 Years)
CB - Jerome (0.5M - 1 Years)
CM - Neil Goldman (1M - 1 Year)
CM - Larry the Leopard (0.5M - 2 Years)
Funds Spent - 21.0M
Funds Left - 10.0M

Players Released
LB - LeVar "Freight Train" Brown
CB - Holt Richter
ST - Federline Jones

ASL League (Contracts Signed)

Springfield Juniors
GK - Uter Zorker (2M - 1 Years)
RB - Gerald Sampson (1.5M - 1 Year)
CB - Kearney Zzyzwicz (3M - 1 Years)
CB - Nelson Muntz (2M - 1 Years)
LB - Jimbo Jones (2M - 1 Years)
ST - Ralph Wiggum (4M - 1 Year)
LW - Milhouse von Houten (3M - 1 Year)
GK - Gerry Smith (0.5M - 1 Years)
CB - Jeremy Jailbird (1.5M - 1 Year)
LB - Gino Terwillger (1.5M - 1 Years)
CM - Mr Teeny (1.5M - 1 Years)
CM - Jamshed Nahasapeemapetilon (2M - 1 Year)
LW - Maggie Simpson (1M - 1 Years)
LW - Kearney Zzyzwicz Jnr (2M - 1 Year)
GK - Martin Prince (0.5M - 5 Years)
CB - Santas Little Helper (1.5M - 1 Years)
LB - Chuckey Fincher (0.5M - 1 Years)
ST - Ling Bouvier (1M - 1 Years)
Funds Spent - 31.0M
Funds Left - 9.0M

Players Released
CM - Itchy
CM - Scratchy
LB - Jeremy Freedman

ASL League (Contracts Signed)

Springfield Isotopes
GK - Marge Simpson (1.5M - 2 Years)
RB - Moe Szyslak (1.5M - 2 Year)
CB - Barney Gumble (1.5M - 2 Years)
CB - B.A. Baracus (2M - 1 Years)
LB - Groundskeeper Willie (1.5M - 1 Years)
CM - Drederick Tatum (1.5M - 1 Year)
RW - Otto Man (1.5M - 3 Year)
ST - Homer Simpson (2M - 3 Years)
LW - Cletus Spuckler (1.5M - 3 Year)
CB - Krusty the Clown (1.5M - 2 Years)
LB - Dale Gribble (1M - 2 Years)
LW - Rainer Wolfcastle (1.5M - 1 Year)
ST - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1M - 2 Years)
ST - Snake Jailbird (1M - 2 Year)
GK - Chief Clancy Wiggum (0.5M - 5 Years)
LB - Duffman (1M - 2 Years)
CM - Bumblebee Man (0.5M - 1 Years)
ST - Radioactive Man (0.5M - 1 Years)
Funds Spent - 45.0M
Funds Left - 20.0M

Players Released
GK - Comic Book Guy
CM - Officer Dunham
ST - Abe Simpson

ASL League (Contracts Signed)

Southpark Cows
GK - Eric Cartman (3M - 2 Years)
RB - Clyde Donavon (1.5M - 1 Year)
CB - Terrance Argyle (2M - 2 Years)
CB - Phillip Stoot (4M - 2 Years)
LB - Craig Tucker (2M - 1 Years)
CM - Tweak Tweek (3M - 2 Year)
RW - Token Black (4M - 2 Year)
ST - Starvin Marvin (3M - 2 Years)
LW - Butters Scotch (5M - 1 Year)
CB - Soos Ramirez (1M - 1 Years)
LB - Kevin (1.5M - 1 Years)
CM - Ike Broflovski (0.5M - 2 Years)
CM - Dougie (2M - 1 Year)
LM - Jimmy Valmer (1.5M - 3 Years)
ST - Towlie (2M - 1 Year)
GK - Randy Marsh (0.5M - 2 Years)
CM - Pip Pirrup (1M - 2 Years)
CM - Jimmy Neutron (0.5M - 2 Years)
Funds Spent - 63.0M
Funds Left - 20.0M

Players Released
GK - Timmy Birch
CM - Bradley Biggles
CM - Gunkle Stan

ASL League (Contracts Signed)

Quohog Clams
GK - Meg Griffin (1.5M - 4 Years)
RB - Death (1M - 1 Year)
CB - Glen Quagmire (1M - 2 Years)
CB - Joe Swanson (1.5M - 2 Years)
LB - Mort Goldman (1M - 1 Years)
ST - Vinny the Dog (1M - 5 Year)
GK - Ernie the Chicken (1M - 2 Year)
CB - Bonnie Swanson (1M - 2 Years)
RB - Rubert the Bear (1M - 2 Year)
CM - Lois Griffin (1M - 1 Years)
LM - Jake Tucker (1M - 2 Years)
CM - Kool Aid Guy (1M - 1 Years)
Funds Spent - 27.0M
Funds Left - 9.5M

Players Released
GK - Arianna the Bear
CM - Kevin Swanson
CM - Disco Stu

ASL League (Contracts Signed)

Planet Express Rockets
RB - Hermes Conrad (1.5M - 2 Years)
CB - Zapp Brannigan (2M - 2 Year)
LB - Dwight Conrad (1.5M - 2 Years)
CM - Phillip J Fry (3M - 2 Years)
CM - Turanga Leela (2M - 1 Years)
CM - Amy Wong (2M - 2 Year)
RW - Lord Nibbler (1.5M - 2 Year)
CB - Kif Kroker (1M - 2 Years)
LB - Boxy (1.5M - 2 Year)
LB - Cubert Farnsworth (1.5M - 2 Years)
LM - Clamps (1M - 2 Years)
ST - Joey Mousepad (1.5M - 1 Years)
ST - Tinny TiM (1M - 1 Year)
GK - Mom (0.5M - 1 Year)
CM - Roberto (1M - 1 Year)
Funds Spent - 39.0M
Funds Left - 13.5M

Players Released
CB - Sideshow Bob
LB - Robert
ST - Morbo the Annihilator