1 - Quohog Clams (E.Monkey 12')
1 - Springfield Isotopes (Durham 86')
Home: M.Griffin, Death, Quagmire (B.Swanson 72'), J.Swanson, M.Goldman, D.Stu (C.Griffin 88'), P.Griffin, S.Griffin, Vinny, Brian, E.Monkey,
Away: M.Simpson, Szyslak, Gumble, Baracus, Willie (Krusty 66'), Carlson, Tatum (Durham 81'), Leonard, Radioactive Man (Wolfcastle 88'), H.Simpson, Spuckler,
2 - California Crusaders (Cramp 40' Wicket 90')
0 - Pittsburgh Wrecking Crewe
Home: Crushinator, Funnie, Valentine, Fletcher, van Stomm, L.Deville, Beavis, Butthead, P.Deville, Cramp, Wicket,
Away: Hatch, Moss (Knauer 73'), Battaglio, Eddy, Gilmore, Lang (Megget 81'), Crewe, Boucher, Howard, Stiffler, Tidwell,
3 - NYC Kings (Farnsworth 23' Mini Me 52' Burgundy 90')
0 - Los Angeles Stars
Home: D.Evil, Stantz, Wenneck, Garner, Farnsworth, Patel, Poochie (Ventura 45'), Lee (Burgundy 65'), Algar, Mini Me, Campbell,
Away: P.Banks, Conner, Kelso, Turtle (Drama 61'), C.Banks, J.Harper, Hankey (Bing 62'), Calculon, Stinson (J.Jeff 81'), Michelangelo, Tribbiani,
0 - Planet Express Rockets
1 - Southpark Cows (Black 51')
Home: Simpson, H.Conred, Brannigan (Boxy 51'), Zoidberg, D.Conrad, Fry, Leela, Wong, Nibbler, Bender, Clamps,
Away: Cartman, Donavon, Argyle, Stoot, Tucker, K.Broflovski (Dougie 72'), Tweak, McCormick, Black, Towlie, Butters,
1 - Springfield Juniors (Von Houten 81')
0 - Langley Falls Ravens
Home: Zorker, Sampson, Zzyzwicz, Jailbird, Jones, Itchy (Nahasapeemapetilon 61'), Marsh, Scratchy, B.Simpson, Wiggum (M.Simpson 83'), Von Houten,
Away: Steve Smith, Starbeam, Lewis, Fisher, H.Smith, Stan Smith, F.Smith (G.Smith 76'), Yoshida, Lonstein, Roger, Reginald (Paul 76'),
1 - Hollywood Jokers (Jay 48')
1 - Stoolbend Warriors (Rallo Tubbs 17')
Home: Doubtfire, Christmas, Ricard, LaFleur, Dunne, Stiffler, S.Bob (Graves 80'), S.Pirate, Logan (Dorchen 80'), Jay, Preston,
Away: Tim, Chef, C.Brown, L.Krinklesac, Wheels, Smith (R.Tubbs 72'), Nemeth (Parker 81'), Benard, Goldman, Rallo Tubbs (E.Krinklesac 66'), C.Brown Jnr,
ASL League Standings (Week Four)
1st - Southpark Cows (12)
2nd - Springfield Isotopes (8)
3rd - Planet Express Rockets (7)
4th - Springfield Juniors (7)
5th - NYC Kings (7)
6th - Calafonia Crusaders (5)
7th - Stoolbend Warriors (5)
8th - Hollywood Jokers (4)
9th - Langley Falls Ravens (4)
10th - Quohog Clams (4)
11th - Pittsburgh Wrecking Crewe (2)
12th - Los Angeles Stars (0)
Team of the Week (Week Four)
G - Doctor Evil (NYC Kings)
D - Clyde Donavon (Southpark Cows)
D - Barney Gumble (Springfield Isotopes)
D - Alan Garner (NYC Kings)
D - Professor Farnsworth (NYC Kings)
M - Milhouse von Houten (Springfield Juniors)
M - Butthead (California Crusaders)
M - Officer Durham (Springfield Isotopes)
M - Evil Monkey (Quohog Clams)
A - Wicket the Ewok (California Crusaders)
A - Mini Me (NYC Kings)
Injuries
Deacon Moss (4 Weeks) Sprained Knee
Zapp Brannigan (6 Weeks) Torn Groin