1 - Springfield Isotopes (Wolfcastle 65')
0 - Langley Falls Ravens
Home: M.Simpson, Szyslak, Gumble, Baracus, Willie, Carlson, Tatum, Leonard, Otto (Wolfcastle 48'), H.Simpson (Nahasapeemapetilon 61'), Spuckler,
Away: Steve Smith, Starbeam, Lewis, Fisher (Kontos 55'), H.Smith, Stan Smith, F.Smith (Turlington 81'), Yoshida (G.Smith 81'), Lonstein, Roger, Reginald,
0 - Los Angeles Stars
1 - Stoolbend Warriors (Wheels 33')
Home: P.Banks, Conner (Turtle 88'), Kelso, Eriksen, C.Banks, J.Harper (V.Chase 88'), Hankey, Calculon, Stinson (J.Jeff 77'), Michelangelo, Tribbiani,
Away: Tim, Chef (Kimple 14'), C.Brown (Freight Train 90'), L.Krinklesac, Wheels, Smith (R.Tubbs 87'), Nemeth, Benard, Raymond, Rallo Tubbs, C.Brown Jnr,
2 - Southpark Cows (Scotch 14' 50')
0 - Hollywood Jokers
Home: Cartman, Donavon, Argyle, Stoot, Tucker, K.Broflovski, Tweak (Dougie 81'), McCormick, Black, Towlie, Butters,
Away: Doubtfire, Christmas, Ricard, LaFleur, Dunne, Stiffler, S.Bob (Graves 77'), S.Pirate (Buddy 88'), Logan, Jay, Preston,
1 - Pittsburgh Wrecking Crewe (Battaglio 52')
1 - Springfield Juniors (von Houten 35')
Home: Hatch, Moss, Battaglio, Eddy, Gilmore (Knauer 88'), Lang, Crewe, Boucher, Howard (Megget 77'), Stiffler (Kruglov 77'), Tidwell,
Away: Zorker, Sampson, Zzyzwicz, Muntz, Jones, Itchy (Nahasapeemapetilon 47'), Marsh, Scratchy, B.Simpson, Wiggum, Von Houten,
0 - Quohog Clams
1 - NYC Kings (Lee 36')
Home: M.Griffin, Death (Tucker 70'), Quagmire (B.Swanson 19'), J.Swanson, M.Goldman (Jasper 70'), D.Stu, P.Griffin, S.Griffin, Vinny, Brian, E.Monkey,
Away: D.Evil, Stantz, Wenneck, Garner, Farnsworth, Patel (Ventura 56'), Poochie, Lee (Burgundy 63'), Algar, Mini Me (Slimmer 63'), Campbell,
1 - California Crusaders (Wicket 81')
1 - Planet Express Rockets (Flexo 22')
Home: Crushinator, Funnie, Valentine, Fletcher, van Stomm, L.Deville (Smith 77'), Beavis, Butthead, P.Deville, Cramp, Wicket,
Away: Simpson, H.Conred, Brannigan, Zoidberg, D.Conrad, Fry, Leela (Clamps 88'), Wong (Farnsworth 71'), Nibbler, Bender, Flexo,
ASL League Standings (Week One)
1st - Southpark Cows (3)
2nd - Springfield Isotopes (3)
3rd - NYC Kings (3)
4th - Stoolbend Warriors (3)
5th - Planet Express Rockets (1)
6th - Springfield Juniors (1)
7th - Pittsburgh Wrecking Crewe (1)
8th - Calafonia Crusaders (1)
9th - Quohog Clams (0)
10th - Los Angeles Stars (0)
11th - Langley Falls Ravens (0)
12th - Hollywood Jokers (0)
Team of the Week (Week One)
G - Marge Simpson (Springfield Isotopes)
D - Hermes Conrad (Planet Express Rockets)
D - Lester Krinklesac (Stoolbend Warriors)
D - Terrance Argyle (Southpark Cows)
D - Clyde Donavon (Southpark Cows)
M - Butters Scotch (Southpark Cows)
M - Itchy (Springfield Juniors)
M - Kenny McCormack (Southpark Cows)
M - Hot Wheels (Stoolbend Warriors)
A - Flexo (Planet Express Rockets)
A - Sergi Kruglov (Pittsburgh Wrecking Crewe)
Injuries
Otto Man (8 Weeks) Torn Quad Muscle
Chef (3 Months) Medial Collateral Muscle
Flexo (7 Weeks) Broken Ankle
