2 - Irish Athletic (Dustin 13' Thermoman 53')
0 - Craggy Islanders
Home: A.Brown, Zuppy, O'Shea, Black, Zag, Snotser, Trenneman (M.Brown 81'), Zig, R. O'Leprosy, Dustin (Thermoman 46'), P. 'Leprosy (B.Brown 70'),
Away: Brennan, MacDuff (Tom 83'), Furlong, Burns, Doyle, Lennon, McGuire (Cagney 60'), Crilly, Fay, Sensini, Hackett,
3 - Team Mean Machine (Gates 16' 56' Smalls 64')
1 - TV Allstars (Ali G 13')
Home: Monk, Meehan, Wackett, Raj, Gates, Vod, Trojan (Masey 49'), Nitro, Chivs, Tonkinson, Smalls,
Away: Blobby, Sooty, Sutherland, Moss, Lemon, Hill (Kennan 47'), Partridge, Cartwright, Spud (Zippy 71'), Bean, Ali G,
2 - Warbury Warriors (Duffy 4' de Guisson 84')
3 - BBC FC (P.Chuckle 9' Hitler 53' Basterd 60')
Home: Lebonque, Butcher (Austin 71'), Griswell, Mendoza, de Courcey, Merenghi, Duffy, Panzer (Jarvis 51'), de Guisson, Fletcher, Angelo,
Away: J.Royle, B.Chuckle, Basterd, Hilter, P.Chuckle, Harper, Smart, Strange (Smithy 81'), Cat, R.Trotter, A.Royle,
0 - Wensleydale FC
2 - Beanotown Rovers (B.Boy 25' Smiffy 62')
Home: RC.Nesbitt, Chas, Preston, Bitzer (A.Kid 54'), Morph, Rocky, Slip, Wallace (Ivy 77'), Edd, Gromit, Shaun,
Away: Bastard, Gnasher, Plug, Dan, Gnipper, Whizz, P. Face, Dennis, Toots, Danny (Smiffy 46'), B. Boy (Sidney 65'),
GBI League Standings (Week One)
1st - Team Mean Machine (3)
2nd - Beanotown Rovers (3)
3rd - Irish Athletic (3)
4th - BBC FC (3)
5th - Warbury Warriors (0)
6th - TV Allstars (0)
7th - Craggy Islanders (0)
8th - Wensleydale FC (0)
Team of The Week (Week One)
G - Agnes Brown (Irish Athletic)
D - Gnasher (Beanotown Rovers)
D - Eddie Hitler (BBC FC)
D - Desperate Dan (Beanotown Rovers)
D - Zuppy (Irish Athletic)
M - Kevin Tonkinson (Team Mean Machine)
M - Comrad Gates (Team Mean Machine)
M - Snotser (Irish Athletic)
M - Thermoman (Irish Athletic)
A - Rufus Smalls (Team Mean Machine)
A - Ball Boy (Beanotown Rovers)
Injuries
Dustin the Turkey (6 Weeks) Torn Calf Muscle
